[This blog post was provided by the author Jim Shorts. You can learn more about him and download his free ebook and white papers at gustosmooth.com]
I’m fortunate enough to still have White House insight and connections. This country’s leading nutritionist, Michelle Robinson Obama, is writing another book. This one’s not about growing long, hard cucumbers that can really take a pounding. It’s an addendum to the Bible.
Mrs. Obama is convinced that her people are the chosen people and that the current Bible doesn’t have enough references to them. She is determined to force her ideology upon America as well as outsell Barack’s two (or three?) autobiographies.
Below are excerpts from Mrs. Obama’s own handwritten book outline I obtained from an unidentified source.
Title: The Now Testament
Foreword: It’s our time, and we’re so important, meaningful, and important that God Almighty hisself is behind us.
The book of Rainbow – How The Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King overcame the homophobic Birmingham Police Department. Dr. King’s civil rights movement had one purpose – to force America to promote and accept alternative sexuality, religious objections be damned. King’s prophets, Jesse Jackson and my man Barack, carry on that work today.
The book of Remuneration – President Franklin Roosevelt and President Lyndon Johnson set up the social safety net to begin repaying coloreds what we are owed. Cover these topics: Head Start, the free school breakfast and free school lunch programs, free school supplies, free books, free Angel Tree Christmas gift programs, free coats, free day care, free shoes…
The book of Saints – Talk about Tookie Wilson, Sean “50 Shots” Bell, Trayvon Martin, Michael whatshisname from Ferguson, Missouri, and Highway Robinson from Prichard, AL – all of them was killed by police drive-bys and KKK lynch mobs that, instead of hanging them, crucified them on crosses. My people continue to suffer at the hands of our oppressors
The book of Endeavor – how a project girl from Chicago overcame all the odds to excel in charter school, magnet school, win a race based scholarship, excel at Princeton even though a White student there had a nicer car than she did, receive an affirmative action job, and get elected as First Lady of America.